I.... JUST.... CAN'T..... STOP.....

OH GOD, someone please extract the mouse from my sumo-death-grip-claws and keep me away from all monitors. FACEBOOK IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. I have a French final at 8 in the morning and it's nearly midnight but am I studying? NO. I am FACEBOOKING. It's evil, I tell, you! It's from the devil! I'm a facebook addict, somebody save me from myself!