The Natatorium

An emporium of oddities from around the world, complete with somewhat informative plaques that almost never match the item they are meant to be describing.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Oh, what a Shrew I am....

Yet another delightful "Taming of the Shrew"-esque fantasy in which the rakish playboy is irresistibly drawn to the intelligent, strong-willed heroine. I certainly hope this happens in real life; otherwise I'm screwed.

(turns out: this doesn't happen in real life, and I am, in fact, screwed. Or not screwed, however you want to look at it)

I am of course speaking of "Casanova," which was a wonderfully fantabulous movie that everyone should see. Especially if you're the rakish playboy type who wants to mend his ways and settle down with a girl who knows what "mores" are. You could pick up tips on how to woo me from this movie. Then make sure you are entirely well read, passably intelligent, and have some sort of secret inner pain. Study "Taming of the Shrew" and "Pride and Prejudice" and watch "Ten Things I Hate About You," "Ever After," and "Two Weeks Notice." You will then be well equipped to seduce me. I expect to see all interested parties banging down my door within a fortnight.

::crickets::

Oh well, at least I have Heath Ledger, whom I just realized has been the rakish playboy pursuing the headstrong heroine in two of the aforementioned movies. Too bad they don't make those in real life.

Anyway, in case you didn't hear me the first three times, Casanova=scrumtrilescence. Also, Laura rocks my face off. A quote:

"[Some people] I want to be friends with, but I just can't. It's like trying to be friends with a hanky... it just doesn't work. You just sneeze, and that's it."


Meanwhile, I had an un-date with another un-boyfriend. Someday we're going to get un-married and have un-kids and live in a pretty un-house. Bahhh..... when will the UN-ing cease???

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