The Natatorium

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Friday, August 05, 2005

Happy Zombie Friday!

It's time for Laura's Friday Five! This week: Zombie Edition. If you want to be cool like me, Laura, and Hannah, copy/paste the questions into your blog and answer them in the most fantabulous way possible.

1. What Zombie movie deserves your seal of awesome-ness?

Shaun of the Dead and 28 Days Later. Oh, and Army of Darkness, just for the "boomstick!" quote.

2. If you were placed in a zombie movie, approximately how long would you live and why?

Til the end, I'm a virgin.

3. What weapon have you found to be most useful against zombies?

Cast iron frying pan, *aluminum* baseball bat, crowbar. Definitely *not* a wire whisk, mom!

4. Zombies. Good, bad, or just misunderstood?

Are you kidding? Bad. Bad bad bad. ::shudder::

5. Cillian Murphy. Will he ever get past being type-cast as the hot creepy dude?

It's hard to tell, but I can't say as I'd be terribly upset if he didn't. He sure does make a deliciously hot Hot Creepy Dude. You know how I like them types.


Okay, Zombies aside, I have other news. You know that one guy who asked me out and then never contacted me to set up a date? I saw him the other night at a SSLYBY show. We had kind of a funny conversation. It was one of those deals where he knew I had every right to hate him, but I figured it would be more fun to be good-humored about it and forgive him. He is limited, afterall, by the deficiencies of his sex, and we all know how I like to take the merciful holier-than-thou route. He said it would be cool if we were friends, but after the way our last pact to get together turned out, I honestly don't expect anything to really materialize. Which, you know, is a shame because he seems very cool, if a little jerky. I suppose one can't be choosey, though. After all, I've remained friends with Sam for this long, haven't I? I expect a lesser being would want to remain as far away from this guy as possibly after the completely overt and merciless way he flat-out rejected me not based on sight, but on my personality. That's gotta hurt. However, I refuse to let him or anyone else affect my personal concept of self-worth, so I'll get over it. In fact, I think I already have. About a month ago. I actually kind of feel bad for him. Poor chump doesn't know what he's missing. =p

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